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Why did the pimp's garden dry up and die?

Because all of his hose had kinks.

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What do you call a natural blonde who dies her hair?

Artificial intelligence.

Why are all the plants at the retirement home made of silk and plastic?

Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.

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What did the Mexican fire chief call his 2 sons?

Hose A and hose B (read it out loud)

What kind of girls date firefighters?

Hose.

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Why did the pimp's garden dry up and die?

Because all of his hose had kinks.

Whats the difference between a kink and a fetish?

A kink is something put in a hose, a fetish is something she wants to put in your hose.