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Why did the pimp's garden dry up and die?

Because all of his hose had kinks.

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Why do husbands typically die before their wives?

They want to.

Why do you give children who swallowed poison some milk?

To make them happy before they die.

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Why did the pimp's garden dry up and die?

Because all of his hose had kinks.

What did the Mexican fireman name his children?

Jose and Hose B

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Whats the difference between a kink and a fetish?

A kink is something put in a hose, a fetish is something she wants to put in your hose.

Why did the pimp's garden dry up and die?

Because all of his hose had kinks.