How do you know when a black chick is pregnant?

When she pulls out her tampon and all of the cotton is missing..

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How do you know a black chick is pregnant?

When she pulls out the tampon all the cotton has been picked.

How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.