What do you get if you cross a black person with an octopus?

I don't know but it would be excellent at picking cotton.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did the Flower say to the Bees?

You know you want it, Honey

What happens to your car insurance if you don't notify them that you've wrecked a car?

I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken double-cross the road?

To change sides.

What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy?

Something you wouldn't want to unwrap!

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What do you get when cross a black man and a octopus?

I don't know but I'm sure he could pick the hell out of some cotton.

What's do Christians and politicians have in common?

They pick and choose what they want to believe.

Cotton Jokes More Cotton Jokes

How do you know a black woman is pregnant?

When she pulls out the tampon, the cotton's been picked clean.

Why did black people pick so much cotton?

Because we told them to.

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

What does an octopus have ten of?

Tickles...

What do you get when you mix a Mexican with an octopus?

I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples.

Black Person Jokes More Black Person Jokes

What's the difference between a black person and Christmas lights?

Nothing. They both look good hanging from trees.

What do a black person and a bike have in common?

They both don't work without a chain.