What did the Flower say to the Bees?

You know you want it, Honey

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why didn't the feminist shave her arm pits?

Just kidding, just wanted to rile a few people up. But if you want to have a punchline contest, feel free.

What's the difference between Martin Luther King Jr. Day and St. Patricks Day?

Everyone want to be Irish on St. Patricks Day.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know you are sitting next to a ski instructor?

They'll tell you.

Why do mice have tiny balls?

Not very many of them know how to dance

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

What do you call a black guy who sells flowers?

A florist.

Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What did the bee to the other bee in summer?

Swarm here isn't it!

What's worse than one bee?

Two bees. What's worse that two bees? Three bees. What's worse than three bees? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Four bees.

Honey Jokes More Honey Jokes

What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.

Why do the bees have honey?

Because they have a queen. If they had a parliament, they would have had nothing.