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What are the three words you dread the most while making love?

Honey, I'm home.

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Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A $20 bill

When you fall in love it burns and you die, right?

Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What do you call a word with two W's and one K?

Awkward.

Why do power lines hum?

Because they don't know the words.

Honey Jokes More Honey Jokes

Why do the bees have honey?

Because they have a queen. If they had a parliament, they would have had nothing.

Where do American bees store their honey?

In a USBee hive. Thank my ten year old for that one.

Dread Jokes More Dread Jokes

Why hasn't the Rastafarian gone to see the barber?

He's dreading it.

Who is the most powerful ghoul?

Judge Dread.