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What are the three words you dread the most while making love?

Honey, I'm home.

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How many kidnapped children does it take to change a lightbulb?

The parents would love to know.

Why did Darwin love CSS?

Because children inherit properties from their parents.

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What body of water separates Italy from the word 'goodbye'?

River Derci. Sorry.

How do you describe a hierarchy of police officers with only one word?

Police police police police police police police police police police police.

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What's the difference between zombies?

Q: What's the difference between zombies? A: Zombies make honey, and zombies don't.

What do you call a rapper who likes honey for breakfast?

Sugar Puff Daddy

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What are a boyfriend's two most dreaded words?

Missed.

What are the three words you dread the most while making love?

Honey, I'm home.