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What are the three words you dread the most while making love?

Honey, I'm home.

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Who should get the cat?

I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"

What if we need to hide bodies?

Me: I love you.

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Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

What did the Israeli Prime Minister who can't say the word "and" say about candy that caused such a hubbub?

Mike Ike's are my least favorite.

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What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again.

Why is revenge a dish best served with honey?

Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)

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What are the three words you dread the most while making love?

Honey, I'm home.

Who is the most powerful ghoul?

Judge Dread.