What is the difference between an art student and a dead baby?

The dead baby can feed a family of four.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between YouTube and Redtube?

My YouTube experience lasts longer than 10 seconds.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a computer?

You only have to punch the information into a computer once.

Art Student Jokes More Art Student Jokes

What do you say to an art student with a job?

Uhh, I would like the Quarter Pounder with Cheese

What's the difference between an Engineering student and an Arts student when tying their shoes?

The arts student gets a mark for it.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

When Chris brought over his musl*m girlfriend to meet the family, what did they say?

Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?

What's the difference between a Mexican and an elevator?

An elevator can raise a family I'll just see myself out.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a convertable?

I keep one in my garage and one in my closet. Edit:typo.

Whats red, white, and hangs from a telephone pole?

A dead baby shot out of a snowblower.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

How does North Korea only have four medals so far?

We're the best at everything. We even fed our athletes this time.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a Pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four. Im sorry if I've offended any pizzas.