What's the difference between a cactus and a schoolbus?

Cactus has little pricks on the outside

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a blonde?

You can only fit three fingers inside a bowling ball!

What's the difference between a formally-dressed man riding a unicycle and a casually-dressed man riding a bicycle?

Attire.

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Hummer?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

Why did Adele leave the house?

So she could say Hello from the outside.

Schoolbus Jokes More Schoolbus Jokes

What's big, yellow, and can't swim?

A schoolbus full of children.

What's the difference between a cactus and a schoolbus?

Cactus has little pricks on the outside

Cactus Jokes More Cactus Jokes

Why did Thor sit comfortably on a cactus?

He has an Asgard...

How do you react when looking in the mirror?

You cry because you shoved a cactus up your peckar.

Little Prick Jokes More Little Prick Jokes

Why didn't the mother splinter call her son on his birth-day?

Because he's a little prick!

What's the difference between a cactus and a schoolbus?

Cactus has little pricks on the outside