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Why are you rushin'?

Too which I replied "Because my grandpa is from Moscow." Duh..

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Why doesn't Russia import water buffalo?

Because they already have Moscow.

What do you call a Russian bull?

A Moscow

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Which doctor?

I replied "No, a medical one."

Why, doc?

And the doctor replies, "Because I'm examining you!"

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What did grandma say to grandpa while in bed?

Keep it up!

How are you feeling Grandpa?

Grandpa: Oh you know with my hands mostly.

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What do Chinese bears use to cook?

A pan. Duh!

Who do ghosts worship?

Boo, DUH!!!