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Why are you rushin'?

Too which I replied "Because my grandpa is from Moscow." Duh..

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Why did the flight from Warsaw to Moscow crash?

There were Poles on the right half of the plane.

Where do Russians get their milk from?

From Moscow

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How can I buy the New York Times?

He replies "Ask my wife. She'll tell you how you do it.

How much for 2 children?

She replied, "$9.50." "Awesome!" I said. "Do I get to choose or is it a lucky dip "

Grandpa Jokes More Grandpa Jokes

Why are you calling me Grandpa?

Because I couldn't find it yesterday.

What's the worst type of vegetable to bring on a boat?

Grandpa.

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What is Fonzi's favorite letter of the alphabet?

F", for Fonzi. Duh.

What do Chinese bears use to cook?

A pan. Duh!