Why are you rushin'?

Too which I replied "Because my grandpa is from Moscow." Duh..

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Why did the flight from Warsaw to Moscow crash?

There were Poles on the right half of the plane.

What to you call a Russian flea?

A Moscow-ito!

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What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?

The Marine shrugged and replied, "Recoil."

When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, "Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?

And the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "

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What's the worst type of vegetable to bring on a boat?

Grandpa.

What does rock music and my grandpa have in common?

The Strokes

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What do Chinese bears use to cook?

A pan. Duh!

Why are you rushin'?

Too which I replied "Because my grandpa is from Moscow." Duh..