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Why are you rushin'?

Too which I replied "Because my grandpa is from Moscow." Duh..

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Why did the flight from Warsaw to Moscow crash?

There were Poles on the right half of the plane.

What's next to Moscow?

Pa's cow.

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How much terroristen died zat dey?

Twelve The other replied: "Nein, Eleven."

When someone says "It is what it is," I reply, "Isn't it?

So we can both sound useless.

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How did the grandpa get rid of his sweet tooth?

He took out his dentures!

What was on Grandpa's mind when he had that aneurysm?

Probably a tumor.

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Why are you rushin'?

Too which I replied "Because my grandpa is from Moscow." Duh..

What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.