How much for 2 children?

She replied, "$9.50." "Awesome!" I said. "Do I get to choose or is it a lucky dip "

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Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors?

If it had 4 doors, it'd be a chicken sedan.

What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd

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How do you choose a stupid policeman from a group of policemen?

At random.

Why did the customer choose T-Mobile?

Because he wanted the worst cellphone service in the world.

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How much will that be?

Asks the neutron. "For you " replies the bartender, "no charge."

What did you find most attractive concerning Monica Lewinsky?

He replied, 'She had the prettiest smile I ever came across.

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What do you call a Blonde in the dirt?

Her name was Cindy she had a husband and 2 children

How much for 2 children?

She replied, "$9.50." "Awesome!" I said. "Do I get to choose or is it a lucky dip "