Why was Jesus I such good shape?

Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.

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What would Burger Kings slogan be if Jesus founded it?

Have it Yahweh

Why doesn't Jesus play volleyball?

All those spikes hurt his hands

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Why do kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because all the kids have to play in side.

How's my kid doing in school?

T: How's my kid doing in school I hate parrot teacher conferences

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Why can't you talk to spiders who get shut in pianos?

They'll B flat

Why don't women fart?

They can't shut up long enough to build up pressure.

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How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks)

What was a poor Roman citizen's favorite breakfast?

Fruity Plebbles.

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Why did Jesus look so ripped during Crucifixion?

CrossFit

What did Jesus do to lose weight?

Crossfit

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Why was Jesus in such good shape when he died?

He was Cross-Fit.

How did Jesus stay in such good shape?

Cross fit.