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Why was Jesus I such good shape?

Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.

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What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

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What do you call a grammatical rendezvous?

Accommadate I hate me for this..

Why does Heisenberg hate driving?

He gets lost every time he checks the speedometer.

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How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships?

With their eyes shut!

Why can't you talk to spiders who get shut in pianos?

They'll B flat

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What's it called when a Roman sees too many flashing colors?

A Julius Seizure.

What was a poor Roman citizen's favorite breakfast?

Fruity Plebbles.

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Why is Jesus Christ so buff?

Crossfit

How did Jesus get so ripped?

He does crossfit.

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How did Jesus stay in such good shape?

Cross fit.

Why was Jesus I such good shape?

Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.