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Why was Jesus I such good shape?

Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.

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What would Jesus actually do?

Probably ban nail guns

How did 1337 Jesus escape his tomb?

X-Post from ProgrammerHumor) He used an encrypted key.

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Why was Karl Marx against Chinese mutes?

Because he hated the B shu!

What do you call a Parrot that loves maths and hates food?

A polynomeal

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Why can't you talk to spiders who get shut in pianos?

They'll B flat

What does an envelope say when you lick it?

Nothing. It just shuts up.

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How many Romans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

V.

Why was the dieting Roman so thrilled?

His toga size went from L to XL.

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How do you know if somebody does crossfit?

They are probably in better shape than you.

What did Jesus do to lose weight?

Crossfit

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How did Jesus stay in such good shape?

Cross fit.

Why was Jesus in such good shape when he died?

He was Cross-Fit.