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Why was Jesus I such good shape?

Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.

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Why does Jesus Jaywalk?

Because he hates crosswalks

What did Jesus' disciples say when he caught all those fishes?

HOLY MACKAREL!

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Why do tailors hate statisticians?

They insist that the fit could be better.

Why do Mexicans hate cooking pasta?

When they boil the water, they always have to add that *pinche* salt.

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How do you get a guitar player to shut up?

Put sheet music in front of him

What does the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator?

Shut the door im dressing

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What did the old Frankish barbarians say to the Roman invasion?

You don't have the to do it!

What's it called when a Roman sees too many flashing colors?

A Julius Seizure.

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What workout routine did Jesus stick to best?

Crossfit

What did Jesus do to lose weight?

Crossfit

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Why was Jesus I such good shape?

Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.

How did Jesus stay in such good shape?

Cross fit.