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What do you call a banana you want tomorrow in Spanish?

Baana

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Who wants two tickets to the gun show?

I bought the Groupon but can't make it

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

What happens when you throw one banana to two hungry Apes?

A banana split!

Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn't find a date.

Spanish Jokes More Spanish Jokes

How do you pick up older Spanish women?

Hola Seniority

What did the Spanish fireman name his 2 sons?

Jose and Hose B

Tomorrow Jokes More Tomorrow Jokes

How do we know that Jesus was made of bread?

Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.

Who's to say tomorrow won't be the best day of your life?

A statistician.