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What do you call a banana you want tomorrow in Spanish?

Baana

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What is a common question at lizards' fast food joints?

You want flies with that?

Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

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Who's there! Banana! Banana who?

Banana split so ice creamed!

Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?

Because they might peel!

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Why does the Spanish dude keep walking left?

Because izquierda going right.

What do you call a banana you want tomorrow in Spanish?

Baana

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How do we know that Jesus was made of bread?

Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.

How do you save a suicidal procrastinator?

Tell them it can probably wait 'til tomorrow.