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What do you call a boy-band composed of stoners?

No Direction.

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Stoner Jokes More Stoner Jokes

What does a stoner do to work out?

Kush ups

What does a kite and a stoner have in common?

They're both high.

Direction Jokes More Direction Jokes

What does Aerosmith say when someone asks them for directions?

Walk this way

What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction?

There's only one Bender in Futurama

Compose Jokes More Compose Jokes

What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...

Why did the fish sink?

This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.