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What do you call a boy-band composed of stoners?

No Direction.

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What do you call two stoners sharing a joint over dessert?

Joint custardy

How did the stoner propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage, you wanna?

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Why was the scalar depressed?

Because he had no direction.

Why would you ask me for directions?

You just saw me walk into a closed door.

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What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...

What is Mozart doing right now?

De-composing