What do you call a Chinese man with one leg shorter than the other?

Li Ning

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How do you call a dog with no legs?

You don't call it, you pick it up.

What has four legs and one arm?

A K-9 unit on MLK Boulevard

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What do you call two chinese guys in a firebird?

Gooks of Hazard

Why is it never a good idea to use a Chinese phone book?

There are so many Wings and Wongs, you might wing a wong number.

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How does a Chinese man start a religious video?

Press pray.

What did the Chinese man say when ophthalmologist told him he had a cataract?

No, I have a Rincoln Continental!*