What do you call a cowboy with a case of bad gas?

Darn tootin'! (this is so dumb im sorry)

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What did the cowboy say upon entering the German dealership?

Audi

Why did the cowboy buy a wiener dog?

So he could "get a long little doggy".

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Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)

What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

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Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

What do you call a vegetarian with bad gas?

A leaf blower

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Why does Tiger Woods bring an extra pair of socks while golfing?

In case he gets a hole in one.

What hurts more giving birth or being kicked in the balls?

A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.