What do you call a group of ISIS members with their backs turned?

A bunch of sissies.

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What's stronger, fifty watts of sound or fifty watts of light?

I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.

What did popeye do after he turned black?

He made his own restoraunt.

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What do you call a camera mounted on a ISIS-truck?

A daeshcam

What do the leaders of ISIS drink after a victory?

Bombay.

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Why do groups of cows not like new music releases?

Because they've herd it all before

What do you call a group of dogs?

A PAW-se

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What do you do if you're attacked by a bunch of Carnies?

Go for the Jugular (juggler)!

What do you call a bunch of cats sitting in a circle?

The purr-rimiter.

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What do you call an Egyptian doctor who works on peoples backs?

A Cairopractor!

Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air?

Because eggs were going up!

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What's it called when an isis member takes a selfie?

Photo bombing

What did one ISIS member say to another?

IED mubarak..