Trans-Fender.
Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!
Because they spend too much time changing.
Girls: You Should be on TV for your talent. Boy: Am i so good..... Boy: if you were on TV, i can atleast switch it off...
It is the sound a guitar makes after six or seven generations of inbreeding.
Because she's trans-parent
They both strip for parts!
She replied, "No. First a Gibson, second a Fender."
