What do you call a Hispanic woman with no legs?

Consuelo! My mother told me this one

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What do you call a kid with no legs, no arms and an eyepatch?

Names.

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One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg

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Juan more time!

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Why did the mother of twins name both of her sons Edward?

Because two Eds are better than one.

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What do you call a mexican with no legs?

Consuelo

What do you call a Chinese lady with no legs?

Dragon lips. And a Mexican lady with no legs Consuelo.