What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on your doorstep?

Mat

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What has ten legs and nine arms?

Def Leppard

What does a person with no arms and a guy dating a vegetarian have in common?

They both get toe food

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Why are snakes hard to fool?

They have no legs to pull!

What do you call a black man with no arms or legs?

TRUSTWORTHY!

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However, a man goes home and tells his wife about it. How is this possible?

He wasn't single.

Who's the man who, with just the slightest touch- gives you chills and makes you tremble with anticipation?

Your dentist.

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How do you get a drummer off your doorstep?

You pay for the pizza.

What's your favorite adult-themed Halloween joke?

My favorite is: "There's a maniac living in our neighborhood. He goes house-to-house leaving severed body parts on the doorstep. He gives me the willies."