What does a person with no arms and a guy dating a vegetarian have in common?

They both get toe food

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

Why don't Brits like revolving doors?

Because they can't hold it for the next person.

What do you call a person that's not doing anything at a temple?

An idle worshiper.

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled behind a boat?

Skip

Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy who likes touching unripened cheese?

A fetaphile

How do you leave a bunch of idiots in suspense?

I'll tell you guys tomorrow

Vegetarian Jokes More Vegetarian Jokes

How do you know if someone is a vegetarian?

He is going to tell you.

What do you call a Korean with a dog?

Vegetarian. For the record, I'm Korean and have a dog.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?

I think we should sea otter people.

What's the best part of dating 28 year olds?

There's 20 of them!