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What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled behind a boat?

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why do all the ladies love Jesus?

Spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.

Why did Sally fall off the swingset?

Because she had no arms. "knock knock" "whose there?" "not sally!"

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why do milking stools only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

Bob

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs who likes to go swimming?

Bob.

What's the difference between a School and an ISIS training ground?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone

Skip Jokes More Skip Jokes

Why did Microsoft skip to windows 10?

Because 7 8 9.

Why is Microsoft skipping Windows 9 and going straight to Windows 10?

Because 7 8 9!

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

How many virgins does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But he will pull it back out and stick it back in again just to make sure hes got the right hole.

What happened to the over amorous clam?

It pulled a mussel.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Why was the boat disobedient?

Nobody gave it a stern talking to.

What's the Cuban national anthem?

Row, Row, Row Your Boat...