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What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled behind a boat?

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call someone with no arms or legs?

Jeffrey. Knock knock, Who's there? NOT JEFFREY

How do you get a one-armed monkey out of a tree?

Wave at him

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How do you keep your hair from blowing everywhere when you drive in a convertible?

Cross your legs

What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why, Bro?

B1: Men with no pants... Fighting for a belt... WTF

How did the man feel when he got a big bill from the electric company?

He was shocked.

Skip Jokes More Skip Jokes

Where does a thumb meet its type?

At oh-my-goodness! Skip

What did the pink panther say as he skipped down the sidewalk?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnt, deaaad ant.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What is the difference between an UNDERWEAR &amp?

A STAGE CURTAIN? A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the UNDERWEAR..... it's SHOWTIME!!!

Why did the updraft get pulled over?

It was speeding in a high shear zone

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Who's there! Cicero! Cicero who?

Cicero the boat ashore!

What did the water say to the boat?

Nothing. It just waved.