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What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled behind a boat?

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why do American bears have forelimbs?

They have the right to bear arms

What do you call a turkey with no arms?

A turkey

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What is brown and gray has eight legs and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk?

A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.

What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas?

Cancer

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How do men in New Zealand address their women?

Hey! Ewe!

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

Skip Jokes More Skip Jokes

How are women like rocks?

You skip the flat ones.

What the hell?

Why are you skipping numbers girl 1: Because I can't even!!!

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants?

He heard the snow-blower was coming.

How often do you floss?

Me: Daily Dentist: *Pulls fully grown centaur from between my 2nd and 3rd molars*

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What's a Cuban's favorite song?

Row row row your boat Over to Key West Scarily scarily scarily scarily Avoid the INS

What did one boat say to the other?

Are you up for a little row-mance