What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled behind a boat?

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why do all the ladies love Jesus?

Spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.

What did the russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A horse and rider.

How does a black man ride a black stallion?

With no legs.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why are blond jokes so short?

So men can remember them.

How did the Greek army separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar

Skip Jokes More Skip Jokes

Why did the celiac patient have to skip leg-day?

Because he's allergic to glutes

Why did they skip Windows 9?

Because 7 8 9!

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

How do you know when a black woman is pregnant?

When you pull out her tampon and all the cotton is picked.

How do you tell an X chromosome from a Y chromosome?

Pull down its genes.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

How did they manage to smoke?

They threw a cigarette overboard, and made the boat a cigarette lighter

Why can't ovaries sail a boat?

Because they are not sea-men.