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What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled behind a boat?

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What has two arms and 14 legs?

Guy who collects legs.

What do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch?

Names! -Bo Burnham

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What did your mom's leg say to her other leg?

Nothing they've never met.

How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

She fell out of the tree.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

Bob

Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

Skip Jokes More Skip Jokes

What's the smartest dinosaur?

Thesaurus Rex! omg, I crack myself up! Skip

Why does BuzzFeed skip every other number when counting?

They literally can't even.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What does Mickey Mouse do to Minnie Mouse after she drowns and he pulls her out of the water?

Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What's a good movie?

Me: "Snakes on a plane" Friend: "Whats it about " Me: "Horses... horses on a boat"

What do you call the first migrant off the boat?

Amhere What do you call the second migrant off the boat Amhere Azwel What do you call the third migrant off the boat Amhere Azwell Azhim