What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled behind a boat?

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When birds fly in a 'V' formation, one arm of the V is usually longer than the other. Do you know why that is?

There are more birds on that side.

What did the boy with no arms &amp legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ()

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What's a pirate's favourite letter?

A P. Because it's like an ARR, but it's missing a leg.

What do you call a blind buck?

No idear. What do you call a blind buck with no legs? Still no idear.

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What separates man from animal?

The Atlantic Ocean.

How does a man cut his hair on the moon?

Eclipse it

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Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9 and go straight to 10?

Because seven "ate" nine.

Why did Windows skip to 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

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How do you tell X chromosomes from Y chromosomes?

You pull down their genes.

What did Luke get for pulling Darth Vader's face mask off?

A 15 yard penalty.

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What did George Washington say to his men just before they got in the boat?

Men, get in the boat!

What kind of oranges do you take on a boat?

Naval oranges. I'msosorry.