Why didn't the homophobe decorate his house for Halloween?

Because his skeleton was in the closet

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House Jokes More House Jokes

What does Joe Biden say as he is leaving his house?

Biden

How do you get the walls of your house as bright as they can possibly be?

Use LED based paint.

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why doesn't the KKK like Halloween?

Too many spooks.

What do hillbillies do on Halloween?

Pump-Kin

Closet Jokes More Closet Jokes

What are you hiding in there?

Nuthin Vin Diesel noises from closet M: Is Vin Diesel in there -...yes Vin Diesel: from closet No.

Why are monsters hipsters?

Because they've been coming out of the closet since before it was cool.

Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

What's the fastest way to make a skeleton?

Put a leper in a wind tunnel

Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?

Because it had no guts.

Homophobe Jokes More Homophobe Jokes

Why didn't the homophobe decorate his house for Halloween?

Because his skeleton was in the closet

Why are British anti-smoking PSA's often made by homophobes?

Because they want to prevent people from bumming fags