What does a pimp and a redneck have on common?

They both like to throw a ho-down.

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How does Thor's brother like to party?

He likes to keep it pretty Lo-key

What kind of exercise does Ned Flanders like to do?

Diddily-squats.

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How do you make cocoa powder?

Throw from the plane

What the hell is this?

Turkey bacon. *throws tray against wall* I'm hungry! Not desperate!

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What does a redneck do when he misses his girlfriend?

Reload, take better aim.

How do you get two rednecks to play Banjo in unison?

Shoot the first one.

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What do pirates and pimps have in common?

They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!

What do you call a pimp with his whores?

A guard and hoes.

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What is the biggest difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa stops at three Ho's

What song does a dwarf pimp sing?

High ho's, high ho's, it's off to work I go