What do you call a mentally ill person without arms and legs?

Call him whatever you want, its not like he's gonna get up and do anything about it.

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Why can't Sally ride the swings?

Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there Not Sally...

What happens when a calculus teacher with one arm can't figure out a proof?

He gets stumped.

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What has four legs and see just as well from either end?

A horse with his eyes closed!

What's got two legs and bleed a lot?

Half-a-dog!

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What do you call an 800 pound gorilla?

Anything he wants to be called.

What do you want to do before you tickle someone?

Test-tickles