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What do you call a Mexican cutting a Mobius Strip??

Juan.

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How many Mexican clowns can you fit in a car?

No, seriously. Cuz I bet it's a lot

Why were Mexicans celebrating at a stop sign?

They saw it as a sign to pare.

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What do you call an avocado cut up into 6.022*1023 times?

Guacamole

What did the drunk Chinese customer say to the bartender?

No have to cut me off. Fall off barstool by myself. end metajoke

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How Do Mexicans Play Basketball?

Juan on Juan.

What do you call a Mexican Standoff between two people?

Juan vs. Juan

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Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?

To get to the same side.

Why do Mobius strips make such bad politicians?

They can be rather one-sided.