What do you call a Mexican cutting a Mobius Strip??

Juan.

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Why don't the Mexicans have an olympics team?

Because anybody who can run jump or swim is in the States.

Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at The Alamo?

They only had 4 cars.

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How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?

Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top she's old enough. If it isn't cut the barrel down a bit.

What did the Ancient Romans use to cut their hair?

Caesars.

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What do you call a Mexican cutting a Mobius Strip??

Juan.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just Juan

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What do you call a Mexican cutting a Mobius Strip??

Juan.

Why do Mobius strips make such bad politicians?

They can be rather one-sided.