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What do you call a Mexican cutting a Mobius Strip??

Juan.

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Where do the Mexican truckers hang out?

The guay station.

What's a cats favorite Mexican dish?

A purr-rito

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What do Romans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

What does a pig put on his cut?

Oinkment

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What does DJ Kahled say when he wants another taco?

Another, Juan

What did the American Army General say after the first opposing casualty in the Mexican-American War?

Juan down, a million more to go.

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Why do Mobius strips make such bad politicians?

They can be rather one-sided.

What do you call a Mexican cutting a Mobius Strip??

Juan.