What do you call a party organized by a bunch of midgets?

A little get together

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What does a German call a party without Sausage and Cheese?

A Wurst-Kse Scenario

How do you spot a vegan at a party?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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How do you get thrown out of a concentration camp?

Bad for moral Cutting in line Organizing hunger strikes

What's the difference between organized crime and politics?

One's organized.

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What is 34.5?

69 for midgets

Why don't midgets ever get accepted into nudist colonies?

They keep sticking their noses into everyone else's business.

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What's the difference between a girl's track team and a bunch of pigs?

One's a group of cunning runts...

What's the difference between an all girls soccer team and a tribe of pygmies?

One is a bunch of cunning runts.