Why don't midgets ever get accepted into nudist colonies?

They keep sticking their noses into everyone else's business.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why was the marshmallow stuck to the tree?

It was taped.

What did the pay phone say when the quarter got stuck inside it?

Money's tight these days!

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What do you call a nose without a body?

Nobody knows.

Who's there! Abbey! Abbey who?

Abbey stung me on the nose!

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

Why don't midgets smoke weed?

Because they can't get high.

What do you call a midget with epilepsy that makes pizza?

Little Seizures...

Accept Jokes More Accept Jokes

What do you call a homeless man who trashes food you give him then says he only accepts cash?

A rootabaga.

Why do Asian woman have small breasts?

Because her parents accept nothing less than an A.

Nudist Colony Jokes More Nudist Colony Jokes

How can you spot a blind man in a nudist colony?

C'mon, it's not hard...

How do you find a naked man in a nudist colony?

It's not hard.

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

Why did the dwarf go out of business?

The overheads were too high.

Why did the air freshener company go out of business?

Because they lacked common scents...