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What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with a vegetable?

Mrs Hawking

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How are asymptotes like women?

You can get close to it, but you can't touch it

How do you stop a woman giving you head?

Marry her.

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What do you call it when a vegetable suffers heart failure?

A hearti*choke*....

What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with Vegetables?

Mrs Hawking

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What's your pleasure?

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

Why did the man wear a frog for a condom?

So he was ribbit for her pleasure.

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What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with a vegetable?

Mrs Hawking

What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with Vegetables?

Mrs Hawking