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What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with a vegetable?

Mrs Hawking

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Where'd you get the pig"?

Woman: "How DARE you call my dog that!" Man: "I was talking to the dog!"

Why do more men die in car crashes than woman?

Because women are at the wheel.

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What should you do before cooking the vegetables?

Remove the wheelchair

What do vegetables watch when they're feeling frisky?

Cornography

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What do you call a man who cries while he pleasures himself?

A tearjerker

How many tickles does it take to pleasure an anime character?

Ten.

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What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with a vegetable?

Mrs Hawking

What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with Vegetables?

Mrs Hawking