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What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with a vegetable?

Mrs Hawking

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What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A $20 bill

What's the longest game in the world?

Two women playing pool.

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What is the only inedible part of a vegetable?

The wheelchair

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Why do some loudspeakers have holes?

For the pleasure of the audiophiles.

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God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.

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What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with a vegetable?

Mrs Hawking

What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with Vegetables?

Mrs Hawking