What do you call a woman who's not wearing underwear?

A barracuchi.

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Why divorce now after all this time together?

Woman: We wanted to wait until the kids were dead.

Why are women like DOS?

BAD COMMAND OR FILENAME

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What shoes are hard to wear?

Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.

What's the worst thing a girl can wear to bed?

A condom

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Why does the Pope keep his underwear on while bathing?

Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!

How can you tell when a Serbian girl isn't wearing any underwear?

By the dandruff on her shoes.