What do you call an alcoholic with Parkinson's?

Shakespeare (say it out loud)

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How many monkeys does it take to write a Shakespeare novel by accident?

As many as it takes submitters to write an original joke. (by accident)

What do you call an alcoholic with Parkinson's?

Shakespeare (say it out loud)

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What do alcoholics and necropheliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.

What do you call a group of alcoholics with the same name?

Alcoholics synonymous.

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What would you rather have Parkinson's or Alzheimer's?

At least with Parkinson's you have half a pint.

How can you tell if someone with parkinsons has hypothermia?

You can't. That's what makes it so funny.