What do you call an atheist in a six foot pine box?

All dressed up, with no place to go.

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What's six feet tall, silver and stands at the end of kids beds?

Gary Glitters boots.

Why did cavemen pull their women around by their hair?

Because if they had pulled them by their feet they would have filled up with mud

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What do you call a WordPress website that dresses up like another type of website?

DruPal

What's the difference between a well dressed bicyclist and a poorly dressed unicyclist?

Attire.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What's the difference between Helen Keller and Susan B. Anthony?

One doesn't know her place, the other can't find it.

What will the sequel to Lake Placid that takes place 50 years later be called?

Lake Flaccid

Atheist Jokes More Atheist Jokes

Why Can't Atheists Solve Exponential Equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

What does the atheist say when he arrives at the Pearly Gates?

I'll be goddamned.