What do you call an Irishman who's had eight beers?

The designated driver.

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What do you call an Irishman who studies dinosaurs?

A paleontologist.

Why did the Irishman only want 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would be too farty.

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Why should you bring two Mormons with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer.

How many beers is that for you today, dear?

Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.

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When Arwen and Aragorn got married... was Frodo designated to be the Ring bearer?

Edit Thanks KikifounUnui... not my main language TT

What do you call an Irishman who's had eight beers?

The designated driver.