What do you call it when the bull impales the bullfighter?

A hole in Juan!

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Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

Why do they say all minorities look the same?

Because once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamaul.

What does a Mexican magician use?

A magic Juan

Bull Jokes More Bull Jokes

What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

Why was the bull popular with all the cows?

Because he was smooooooooth

Bullfighter Jokes More Bullfighter Jokes

What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?

Quatro sinko

What do you call a cow who argues with her husband?

A bullfighter!

Impale Jokes More Impale Jokes

Why was the track runner with low self-esteem able to complete the race even after being impaled by a stray javelin?

He didn't know he had it in him.

What do you call it when the bull impales the bullfighter?

A hole in Juan!