Why was the track runner with low self-esteem able to complete the race even after being impaled by a stray javelin?

He didn't know he had it in him.

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What's the cutest part of a house?

The awning. I know, I'm sorry.

How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

There's really no sure way to know.

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Why did the electric car finish the race early?

It had a short circuit.

Who will win?

When two of the most populated countries clash which race will rise?

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What do you call an ungulate with low self-esteem?

A cantelope.

Why was the track runner with low self-esteem able to complete the race even after being impaled by a stray javelin?

He didn't know he had it in him.

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What did the author of The Lord Of The Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.

How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.

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What do you call it when the bull impales the bullfighter?

A hole in Juan!

Why was the track runner with low self-esteem able to complete the race even after being impaled by a stray javelin?

He didn't know he had it in him.