What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

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A key.

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What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

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A turkey.

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Flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside.