What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

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Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

Because he thought his wife was a flake.

Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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Why do mycologists have such a good time?

Because they hang around the fungi.

Why don't you want to hang out with a dude from Chicago?

Because 'Illinois you!

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Why did the car thief drill holes in the air conditioning units of the cars he stole?

Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.

What did the dentist say to the golfer?

You have a hole in one.

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How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

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What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

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What kind of phone does a burglar use?

A no-key-a

What is the key to being a successful and lucrative locksmith?

There isn't one.