What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What is enjoyed if it is wanted and hated if its not?

Democracy

Why was Ygritte happy she didn't marry Jon snow?

Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why did Jesus hang on the cross for three days?

He forgot the safe word.

What kind of bat hangs upside-down?

An acrobat.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

What do you call a boat with a hole?

A sink.

Poke Jokes More Poke Jokes

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

How do you make a Venetian blind?

Poke him in the eye

Man Thigh Jokes More Man Thigh Jokes

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

Why was the band late to their gig?

Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.

Why do baby clothes have pockets?

I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"