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What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

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Why did Dave Grohl buy such a tall house?

He wanted to make sure he was getting the best, the best, the best, the best-a view.

Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

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Where would you find the emo kid at his birthday party?

Just *hanging* out by himself in the bedroom

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool?

Bob

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What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

Why is morning wood full of holes?

Because the woodpecker.

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How do you get 50 Pikachus on a bus?

Poke 'em on.

How do you get Pikachu on the bus?

Poke 'em on!

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What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

What key won't let you through any doors?

A turkey.

What do you get when you cross a garden, a rabbit, and some ExLax?

For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".