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What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

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What do North Korea and my girlfriend have in common?

Neither want me coming inside them.

What does DNA Helicase and a 16 year old boy have in common?

The both want to unzip your genes. if you didnt get it: https://ca.answers.yahoo.com/question/index qid=20121209104938AAKihOC

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What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up

Why are fire engines red?

You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!

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What did the donut say to the loaf of bread?

If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!

Why does Luigi bring an extra pair of overalls when he golfs?

In case he gets a hole-in-one

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How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

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What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

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What's the the key to telling an ISIS joke?

The execution.

What key do you need to open a banana?

A monkey