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What do you call someone who supports Hillary?

Paid off.

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Why couldn't Christopher Reeve pay his landlord?

Back rent.

Why should you pay scientists with $50 bills?

They're always looking for Grant money.

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What did Hillary say when she bumped into Donald after the election?

Pardon me

Why is Hillary spelled with 2 L's?

One for 2008 and one for 2016.

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Why don't Muslims support Harambe?

Because it would

What has four wheels and can't support a family?

A liberal arts major. I lied about the wheels.