What do you call someone who supports H...

What's one advantage of electing a woman president of the United States?

We wouldn't have to pay her as much.

What do you call it when an eclipse occurs?

When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.

Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

How many Hillary supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

None. cmon, they'd much rather be kept in the dark.

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What do you call someone who supports Hillary?

Paid off.

What did Chris Christie say when asked if he had plans to run in the 2016 presidential election?

After giving it a substantial amount of thought and discussing it with my advisors, I've decided against it. I mean, I'd love to, and I appreciate those who'd support me, but I feel like I wouldn't be able to take the stress mentally- and physically." After being asked what physical stress he'd experience, he responded: "I don't think I'd be able to handle that much running."