What do you call the retarded guy that follows the band around?

The Drummer

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What's the difference between a washing machine and a virgin?

A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.

How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

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What band does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Slayer.

What should we call our band?

Ponies! -Dude, we're a heavy metal band. -Satanic ponies!

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How do you know that the drum riser is level?

The drummer dribbles out of both corners of his mouth

Whats a Drummers favorite Pokemon?

Rattata