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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball against each other?

Juan v Juan

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Why did the Mexican try to wear his taco?

He was dyslexic.

What does a Mexican cop say when he wishes you a Merry Christmas?

Police Navidad.

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Why did the punster enjoy the Broadway show about etymology?

Because it was a play on words.

What do baby pythons play with?

Rattle-snakes.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball against each other?

Juan v Juan

What do you call a Mexican boxing match?

Juan v Juan

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Why doesn't Jesus play basketball?

He got crossed up.

What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.