What do you call two obese lesbians who are about to turn in for the night?

Bedward ScissorHams

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How do you turn German beer into American Beer?

Drink it

Why did the campfire turn into a forest fire?

It wanted to get off its ash.

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What do you call a morbidly obese person who can predict the future?

A four-chin teller.

What do you call two obese lesbians who are about to turn in for the night?

Bedward ScissorHams

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Whats George Zimmerman's favorite song?

Blame it on the night

What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night?

Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog