What do you get when an epileptic person fights an iceberg with a sword?

Seizure Salad

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Why do midgets always fight?

Short tempers.

Why did 5000 Mexicans show up to fight at the Alamo?

They only had two cars.

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What is a person with epilepsy's favourite salad?

Chicken Seizure Salad.

What's an epileptic persons favorite appetizer?

Seizure Salad.

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Who wins between a black guy and a fencing champion?

Black guy, because nword is mightier than sword.

Why do you carry a knife?

Me: A sword is harder to hide.

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What do you get when an epileptic person fights an iceberg with a sword?

Seizure Salad

What's the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?

One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!

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What do you get when an epileptic person fights an iceberg with a sword?

Seizure Salad

What's an epileptic persons favorite pizza place?

Little Ceizures.