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What do you get when you cross a horse with a pig?

Sarah Jessica Porker

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

Why is the Mississippi so wide?

Because Mr. Sippi is hung like a horse.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What did Caesar say after crossing the river Rubicon?

Can someone get me some dry socks

What do you get when you cross a moose with a Mexican?

A Mexican moose

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why did the pig wear yellow coveralls?

He split a seam in his blue ones.

What do cops do at a buffet?

They pig out.