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What do you get when you cross a horse with a pig?

Sarah Jessica Porker

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you call a horse that lives next to you?

A Neigh-bor. Sorry for my horrible dad joke.

What person strives to ensure safety for horses?

Ralph Neighder!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a tiger and a chicken?

Just the tiger

Why did the black chicken cross the road?

It was being chased by the kluck kluck klan

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why do pigs like February 14th?

They get lots of Valenswines.

What do pigs like with chow mein?

Sooey sauce.