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What do you get when you cross a horse with a pig?

Sarah Jessica Porker

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why did the Polish government have to finally ban water-polo throughout the country?

Too many horses were drowning.

Who is a cow and horses favorite artist?

Moo Nay!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the Red Hot Chili Peppers cross the road?

Because they wanted to be taken to the other side.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a Mexican?

A Mexican moose

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why did the pig quit running the the marathon?

He had a problem with his hamstring.

What do pigs do on nice afternoons?

They go on pignics.