What do you get when you cross a horse with a pig?

Sarah Jessica Porker

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why was the cowboy a lot of laughs?

He was always horsing around.

What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why couldn't the Ghostbusters ever finish Oregon Trail?

Because they couldn't cross the streams.

What do you get when you cross a valley girl and a goth?

Oh macabre! (say it out loud with a really annoying white girl voice)

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you call a pig making cookies?

Bakin'!

What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?

A teddy boar!