What do you get when you let 25,000 Syrian refugees into Canada during the winter?

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Why won't the ocean let us drink its water?

Because it's too salty.

Why didn't Pope John Paul let dogs into the Vatican?

Because they pee on poles.

Syrian Jokes More Syrian Jokes

What's the difference between mathematicians and Syrian refugees?

Mathematicians don't struggle with integration.

Why don't Syrian Refugees play baseball?

Because they don't know where home is

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

Why don't women wear skirts in the winter?

Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.

Canada Jokes More Canada Jokes

What's the most prominent religion in Canada?

Jemima's Witnesses.

Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto

Isi Sicle Jokes More Isi Sicle Jokes

What do you call a terrorist in the North Pole?

An ISISicle!

What do you get when you let 25,000 Syrian refugees into Canada during the winter?

Isisicles