What do you say to a burn victim if you pour acid on them?

Woops, tee hee.

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Acid Jokes More Acid Jokes

Why can't acids argue well?

All their statements are baseless.

What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.

Pour Jokes More Pour Jokes

What do you get when you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?

Hot cross bunnies.

What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

Davey.... are we pouring concrete today

Burn Victim Jokes More Burn Victim Jokes

What kind of erection does a burn victim get?

Firewood.

What do you say to a burn victim if you pour acid on them?

Woops, tee hee.

Tee Hee Jokes More Tee Hee Jokes

What do you say to a burn victim if you pour acid on them?

Woops, tee hee.

Where does the general keep his armies?

In his sleevies! tee hee