What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

Davey.... are we pouring concrete today

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What makes a Mexican saddest about the rise of ebooks?

The closing of the Borders.

What's black, white, asian, and mexican?

A lazy panda.

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What would Elvis Presley be doing if he were alive today?

Scratching at the inside of his coffin.

What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

"Today children we will learn our ABC's"

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Why was the Energizer Bunny jailed?

On charges of battery.

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He was wanted for several charges of battery

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A dell

What begins with P ends with E and has thousands of letters?

The Post Office

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What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

Davey.... are we pouring concrete today

How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it?

Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.

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What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

Davey.... are we pouring concrete today

How does Davey Crocket like his pie?

Alamode

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What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

Davey.... are we pouring concrete today

What'll ya have?

Cat: Shot of rum. Bartender pours it Cat slowly pushes it off the bar Cat: Another.

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What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over The Alamo wall and saw 5,000 Mexican Soldiers?

Who the hell ordered a new roof?

What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

Davey.... are we pouring concrete today

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How many ears does Daniel Boone have?

He's got a right ear, a left ear, and a frontier.

What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

Davey.... are we pouring concrete today