Davey Crocket Jokes

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Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing

What does velcro yell as it charges into battle?

ATTACH!

Pie Jokes More Pie Jokes

What do you get when you drop a few ears of corn into a pie?

You get a cobbler!

What did the Pie say when he failed a math test?

How did I get these simple questions wrong! I am so irrational!

Daniel Boone Jokes More Daniel Boone Jokes

How many ears does Daniel Boone have?

He's got a right ear, a left ear, and a frontier.

Thousand Jokes More Thousand Jokes

What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.

What does Miley Cyrus have for Christmas Dinner?

Twerky! I thought of that yesterday, apologies if you've heard it a thousand times already.

Pour Jokes More Pour Jokes

What do you get when you pour boiling hot water down a rabbit hole at Easter?

Hot Cross Bunnies!

Why "Trojan" condoms?

Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out Less than stellar marketing.

Concrete Jokes More Concrete Jokes

How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it?

Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.

What did the fish say when he hit concrete?

Dam(n).

Alamo Jokes More Alamo Jokes

What did Davy Crockett say when he showed up to the Alamo?

What are all these landscapers doing here?

Why were there only 1,000 Mexicans at the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What does a television have in common with a rabbit?

His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.

What's today's date?

Germany/Brazil/2016