Davey Crocket Jokes

Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.

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Why did the acronym buff decide to go join the etymologists instead?

He heard they had PIE.

Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

Davey Crocket Jokes

How does Davey Crocket like his pie?

Your Age Is Only Math

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