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What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it?

Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.

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What's the difference between rock and jazz?

Rock is playing three chords for a thousand people. Jazz is playing a thousand chords for three people.

What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

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What is the value of Pi?

Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

Why did the pie go to the dentist?

It needed a filling.

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What color does your skin turn when you pour molten gold onto it?

Au-burn

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

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What is today's special at Google's employee cafeteria?

Alphabet Soup.

What would Elvis Presley be doing if he were alive today?

Scratching at the inside of his coffin.

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Why didn't the cops ever charge Abraham Lincoln?

Because he was always in a cent.

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

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How many ears does Daniel Boone have?

He's got a right ear, a left ear, and a frontier.

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Why were there only 40,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks

What did Davy Crockett say when he showed up to the Alamo?

What are all these landscapers doing here?