Davey Crocket Jokes

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What's the difference between rock and jazz?

Rock is playing three chords for a thousand people. Jazz is playing a thousand chords for three people.

How does a blonde count a thousand sheep?

She counts the legs, and divides by 4.

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What do you get when you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?

Hot cross bunnies.

What do I get when I pour my Root Beer into a square mug?

Just Beer. If you don't get it, think mathematically.

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How many ears does Daniel Boone have?

He's got a right ear, a left ear, and a frontier.

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What's the difference between a bull and a Samsung Note 7?

I'm not scared when the bull charges

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Because in charge of the numbers, Yoda was

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call Mexican potato chips?

Oles Potato Chips!

What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

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Where do you weigh pies?

Somewhere over a rainbow...

What's the toughest type of pie?

Punkin pie

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Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"

What does a television have in common with a rabbit?

His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.

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Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?

They only had 2 vans

Why were there only 1,000 Mexicans at the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks