Davey Crocket Jokes

How does Davey Crocket like his pie?

Alamode

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What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

Davey.... are we pouring concrete today

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What do you want to work on today?

Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet

What do you call the family members of the Force?

Force-kin My friend made this up today while talking about Star Wars.

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What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

What do you call four Mexicans stuck in quicksand?

Quattro sink-o

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What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

What do you call it when water is poured over a clock?

Time dilution.

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What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

Davey.... are we pouring concrete today

What did the fish say when he hit concrete?

Dam(n).

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How do you stop an angry rhino from charging?

You take away its credit card

Why isn't there a neutron mod in the Skyrim Steam Workshop?

Because there'd be no charge.

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What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

Davey.... are we pouring concrete today

How many ears does Daniel Boone have?

He's got a right ear, a left ear, and a frontier.

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Whats a mile long and has a thousand arms?

The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me.

What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

Pie Jokes More Pie Jokes

What's the toughest type of pie?

Punkin pie

What is the value of Pi?

Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99