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What does a good bar and a good woman have in common?

Liquor in the front poker in the back.

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What do a good bar and a woman have in common?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

How does a French woman hold her liquor?

By the ears.

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Why should you never play poker with a crocodile?

You will lose every hand.

Why did the lion lose at poker?

He was playing with a cheetah.

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What do a good bar and a woman have in common?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

What does a good bar and a good woman have in common?

Liquor in the front poker in the back.

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What does a good bar and a good woman have in common?

Liquor in the front poker in the back.

What's the difference between a flatfish and a good woman?

The fish doesn't know it's plaice.