What does a good bar and a good woman have in common?

Liquor in the front poker in the back.

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Where's a lesbian's favorite place to shop?

The Liquor store

How much liquor does it take before you start telling racist jokes?

For me, it's about three fifths.

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Why don't they play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

Why are orphans bad at poker?

Because they don't know what a full house is

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What does a good bar and a good woman have in common?

Liquor in the front poker in the back.

What do a good bar and a woman have in common?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

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What does a good bar and a good woman have in common?

Liquor in the front poker in the back.

What's the difference between a flatfish and a good woman?

The fish doesn't know it's plaice.