What does a monster do when he loses his head?

He calls a head hunter.

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What drove the British mystery fan insane?

He lost his Marples.

Why was the juice company losing customers?

There was no punch-line.

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How do you stop a woman giving you head?

Marry her.

Why is a cat like a penny?

Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.

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What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea?

Lots of very worried dogs.

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.