What does a ninja and a muslim woman have in common?

They're both invisible.

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What should planes be made of to fend off islamists?

Allahminium! Since Muslims cant desecrate anything with Allah on it!

What's The Difference Between Santa and a Muslim?

Santa will be able to enter the United States next year!

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What do you get when you cross a pig with a ninja?

Pork Chop!

What do you call a group that only wants a Ninja?

Goad-diggers.

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Why shouldn't you give Muslim Women drugs?

They'll get stoned. (Ba-dum tss)

How do Muslim women get wrinkles off their faces?

Fabric softener.