Why shouldn't you give Muslim Women drugs?

They'll get stoned. (Ba-dum tss)

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What do you say to a black guy selling drugs?

What did you think it would be, you racist?

How did Whitney Houston take the drugs?

All at once.

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Where do Muslim people go when they die?

Everywhere

What does a Muslim with allergies say?

Al-achoo Akbar.

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Why do Russians go crazy over pho?

Because... they are so viet *ba dum tss*

Why is the letter 'c' afraid of the rest of the alphabet?

Because all the other letters are not c's. *** *ba dum tss*

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What do you call mexicans who are stoned?

Baked beans.

How Do You Get Stoned in Ancient Rome?

Start shouting Jehovah.

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Why shouldn't you give Muslim Women drugs?

They'll get stoned. (Ba-dum tss)

What does a ninja and a muslim woman have in common?

They're both invisible.