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What does a suburban neighbourhood do if there's a blackout?

They lock their doors and windows.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What happened when the Ape won the door prize?

He didn't take it - he already had a door!

Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?

They have no hands to knock on the door.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why is Microsoft coming out with a windows 10 instead of 9?

Because 7 8 9

What's the difference between windows 10 and the world's biggest virus?

The Logo.

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

Blackout Jokes More Blackout Jokes

How many Bill Cosbys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but every time he does he causes a blackout.

What does a suburban neighbourhood do if there's a blackout?

They lock their doors and windows.