What does a suburban neighbourhood do if there's a blackout?

They lock their doors and windows.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How does a Muslim shut a door?

Islams it.

What do you get when you cross a Jehova's witness with a business man?

A door to door salesman!

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What do you call a helicopter with no radar and no windows?

A Helenkelicopter.

What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes?

It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

What kind of cell phone doesn't have a lock?

A Nokia

Why did the black man walk into a bar?

Because the cell door was still locked.

Blackout Jokes More Blackout Jokes

How many Bill Cosbys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but every time he does he causes a blackout.

What's the worst thing about a blackout?

A shootout.