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What does a suburban neighbourhood do if there's a blackout?

They lock their doors and windows.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why did the Anthropod need braces?

It had a trilobite. Get it..I'll show myself to the door.

What's the matter son?

The boy next door said I look just like you What did you say Nothing he's bigger than me!

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What did the Mexican say when his homework flew out the window?

Where you going essay!

Why does a farmer look out of his window in the morning?

Because he can't see through the wall.

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

What did the knob say to the door?

I LOCK you a lot! yep, its corny, indeed, but... I'm tryin'! Skip

Why does the Italian pasta maker always get locked out of his house?

Because he has gnocchi

Blackout Jokes More Blackout Jokes

How many Bill Cosbys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but every time he does he causes a blackout.

What's the worst thing about a blackout?

A shootout.