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What does a suicidal teenager do on the weekends?

Hang at home.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why was the leaf hanged?

For tree-son. Ha-ha. Ha.

How does Trent Reznor's mom hang up his Christmas stocking?

With a Nine Inch Nail.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

Why does keeping tropical fish in your home have a calming effect on the brain?

Because of the indoor fins.

Why did the farmer's house catch on fire?

He left his home on the range.

Weekend Jokes More Weekend Jokes

What would you call the Easter egg roll if Bernie Sanders became president?

Weekend at Bernie's.

What does a suicidal teenager do on the weekends?

Hang at home.