What does a suicidal teenager do on the weekends?

Hang at home.

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How are you doing this morning?

Me: *finishing hanging bag of coffee upside down like an IV and tying my arm off* Fine, you

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool?

Bob

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

Why is a dog like a baseball player?

He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

Why doesn't Saddam go out drinking?

Why should he when he can get bombed at home

Weekend Jokes More Weekend Jokes

What does a suicidal teenager do on the weekends?

Hang at home.

What do you get when you cross reddit and a weekend?

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