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What does a suicidal teenager do on the weekends?

Hang at home.

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What kind of bat hangs upside-down?

An acrobat.

Where does a zookeeper hang his laundry?

On a clothes lion.

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What do you call a horse that's thinking of home?

Mentally in-stable.

What did the Mexican say when the house fell on him?

Ayyyy watch it homes!

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What do computer experts do at weekends?

Go for a disk drive.

What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.