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What does a suicidal teenager do on the weekends?

Hang at home.

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What did the hail storm say to the roof?

Hang onto your shingles this will be no ordinary sprinkles

Why did the scientist regret naming the organism "Fungus"?

Because after they hung out Gus was actually a pretty boring guy.

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Which appliance in your home do you think is the most useful?

His answer: "My mom."

Why did a kid get arrested for taking a home made clock into school?

Sounds like he had already done the... time

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What does the neckbeard say when asked what he did last weekend?

M'laundry.

What would you call the Easter egg roll if Bernie Sanders became president?

Weekend at Bernie's.