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What does a suicidal teenager do on the weekends?

Hang at home.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

Why is depressed clothing so convenient?

It hangs itself

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What did the oyster say when the monster broke into his home?

Shucks

Why does keeping tropical fish in your home have a calming effect on the brain?

Because of the indoor fins.

Weekend Jokes More Weekend Jokes

What do you get when you cross reddit and a weekend?

No new messages.

What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.