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What does a suicidal teenager do on the weekends?

Hang at home.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

How do you catch King Kong?

Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

Why are spiders so unproductive?

Because they hang out on the web all day!

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

Why did Putin forget his backpack at home when leaving for school?

He was Russian.

What do mice do when they're at home?

Mousework!

Weekend Jokes More Weekend Jokes

What did you do on the weekend?

ME: I baked CW: Nice. What did you bake ME: Me

What do vegetables that go to college do on the weekends?

They Turnip